(of yesterday)
THE GOOD: I was reading the weekly county paper and there it was, the marriage announcement of Lightning Strikes' ex-boyfriend, #2 on her VBB (Very Bad Boyfriend) list. I'll be the first to admit it's a long list. This is the guy who was part of the incident that sent me to the hospital the day they had to stop my heart and start it again because it was beating over 200 beats/minute and the doctors couldn't get it to slow down, the day I went on heart medicine, all stress-induced. So I was so excited to see this marriage announcement, wish VBB#2 the best and hope he has such a happy marriage that he is never single again.
THE BAD: I went into the boys' room and it reeked of urine. There was a pair of pajama bottoms on the floor, and inside them was a soaking wet pull-up. So I called the little perpetrator in to take care of it. He was mad that he had to take the pull-up out and take it to the trash, so he picked up the pajamas and began hitting them on everything in the room, over and over again. The pull-up burst, sending a thousand pieces of urine-soaked pull-up all over the room. It looked like it had snowed in there. You think I am exaggerating that there were a thousand pieces of pull-up, and I think I am under-estimating it at a thousand. The entire downstairs smelled like an unflushed toilet bowl. Not exactly a Hallmark moment.
THE UGLY: Did I mention there was a picture with the marriage announcement? And remember that people's lives start showing on their faces? And VBB#2 has lived a pretty ugly life? Guess he won't reach his early potential to be a jeans model after all.
posted by Inklings @ 7:57 AM
5 Comments:
Was this the very most recent VBB? Because he is the one I would like to see slip off the edge of the earth. :P
I know what you mean about the pullups....we had that happen once, although I can't remember how it happened. But there were the little pee soaked gel pellets EVERYWHERE!!!! (I think maybe someone was trying to throw it in the trash can from across the room or something) SO GROSS!
Yes, pullups do explode, especially when they are soaked!! I hope he enjoyed cleaning that up. Sometimes kids deserve to be beaten!! (Just kidding!!)
Remember Kaeli's at the pool? I didn't have a swimmer, so I just put her in a pullup, she fell down and there was gel everywhere.
Ew.
I made him get a paper towel and clean up the big chunks and I vaccumed up the rest, but today a few more have surfaced from somewhere we evidently missed last night.
And Delirious, the VBB you are talking about is the #1VBB and hopefully will never be knocked out of that position or Lightning Strikes will be muredered or something.
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